Have I got a deal for you! Why spend $25 a month on a gym membership when you can have your very own Benjamin for free? Not only does he come in a darling little package, he also grows with you. Spend hours hoisting him around the home, lunging, curling and squatting. If you stop, he will scream! If you hesitate, he will remind you to keep working. Each week he increases in size, so there is no need to purchase a new Benjamin. Your muscles will be challenged like never before!
But wait! There’s more. if you order now, he comes with a Soothie pacifier for his chewing enjoyment and a spit up cloth for you to mop up the drool. No one will notice the sweat on your brow as they watch the slobber cascade to the floor in a long string of goo.
Did I mention he comes with a satisfaction guarantee? This precious bundle of joy is in high demand! Disclaimer: There is only one Benjamin, and exercise time is limited to play dates and family visits. Benjamin must be returned after use … and in one piece.
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